so last night I was walking around my friends neighborhood with him and another friend and he got worried that his parents were going to lock him out when they went to bed, so he goes home to get his keys. he walks out with his keys, but also just a big ol fist full of bacon, munching away without a care in the world.

10 hours ago
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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

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One of my least favourite shows:

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Do you see my problem

10 hours ago
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caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

10 hours ago
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antigxne:

is that future tyler joseph

antigxne:

is that future tyler joseph

10 hours ago
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wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

10 hours ago
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Doctor Who // Series Arcs

10 hours ago
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schu-schu:

comme_des_garcons_ss_2005

schu-schu:

comme_des_garcons_ss_2005

10 hours ago
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oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

20 hours ago
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  • at dennys with friends when really cute waiter appears
  • friend 1: Is he gay? He seems kinda gay, I hope for my sake that he's gay.
  • friend 2: I dunno why don't you ask him!?
  • me: yes, excuse me on a scale from 1 to John Barrowman...
  • friend 1: YOU CAN'T USE A SCALE LIKE THAT THATS LIKE A SCALE OF ZERO KELVIN TO STANDING ON THE SUN
1 day ago
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punkamena:

I wont ever be satisfied with myself…

punkamena:

I wont ever be satisfied with myself…

1 day ago
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1 day ago
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I kind of hate myself. I had such great confidence most of the day today. I wore a bikini in public, my hair looked great, and I fucking left the house without makeup on which is something I hardly ever do lately.

All it took was a couple comments from an asshole “friend” that hangs out with our Friday group and I was crying on the way home and looking at that picture and pointing out all of my flaws and looking in the mirror when I got home and absolutely hat i ng what was looking back at me. I don’t get it I was doing so fucking well.

2 days ago
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  • *When I first started watching Achievement Hunter*
  • Me: I'll never be able to tell these guys apart.
  • *Watching Achievement Hunter Now*
  • *Someone sneezes in the video*
  • Me: Bless you, Michael
2 days ago
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Yay! For the anon that asked to see it. Sorry for the clutter, the basement is the only place we have a big enough mirror. 

It’s actually really scary to post this, because even though right now I’m confident in it and myself, that may change very soon. That’s kinda why I bought the bikini because it’s hella cute and I feel hella cute wearing it but I still have rolls and gross and I kinda wanna cry when I see my fat. 

But I’m working on it. We’ll get there.

Yay! For the anon that asked to see it. Sorry for the clutter, the basement is the only place we have a big enough mirror.

It’s actually really scary to post this, because even though right now I’m confident in it and myself, that may change very soon. That’s kinda why I bought the bikini because it’s hella cute and I feel hella cute wearing it but I still have rolls and gross and I kinda wanna cry when I see my fat.

But I’m working on it. We’ll get there.